I Ain’t Pray For These Baguettes
The last few years have been quite a roller coaster for the world. As we move into 2020, I feel like this country is divided between two camps. On one side, we have those who are praying for a better tomorrow and on the other, people who simply don’t care anymore. I consider myself a little bit of both at once but more towards the second group because frankly speaking, God hasn’t done sh*t for me. So today, I’m going to talk about why all these prayers aren’t working out, so if you’re an avid worshiper please stop reading now (I’m kidding!)
i know you’re so fucking rude for saying this but i will still pray for you!
I know you think you’re being funny, but I’d like to let you know that “I ain’t pray for these baguettes” is not a good response.
It’s rude, and honestly, it doesn’t make sense. You may think that saying this will keep people away from your religion or whatever, but I don’t care about your religion and neither do most other people. If they did care they would be praying with you; they wouldn’t have time to hate on your beliefs online because they’re busy praying in real life! They would be too busy doing the things in life that matter instead of sitting around discussing how much they hate other people’s religious views online all day long without actually helping anyone or making any progress toward anything positive at all (which is basically what talking about religion does).
Now that we’ve got all the negativity out of our systems let’s talk about something else: me being on my way over there right now so we can spend some time together getting better–both spiritually AND mentally/emotionally!
never thought i would say this but i was expecting more from you
I’m sure you’ve heard the saying, “Never judge a book by its cover.” But what about if the book in question is just a bunch of insults and threats written on loose-leaf paper? Then the opposite is true.
I guess I’ll start off by confessing: I never really expected much from you. After all, we’ve only been following each other on Twitter for less than two weeks—it would be unreasonable to expect such deep friendships after such a short time together online!
But then again…you’re such an asshole! Haven’t you heard of siggix? You’re just another bogan on the internet! ikg, you’re so fucking rude for saying this but i will still pray for you! I was expecting more from you
what happened to the old biker dude?
One thing to note is that the old biker dude is still around. In fact, he’s still one of the best people on the internet. His videos are just as funny, and his Patreon has even more patrons than before! If you haven’t seen any of his content before and want a good place to start, check out this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFfzq3yjrPw
you’re such an asshole have’nt you heard of siggix
This meme is based on a popular video game series, which makes it very funny to me because I don’t like video games. If you’re unfamiliar with Siggix, he’s a fictional character who lives in his basement and spends most of his time eating Cheetos and watching porn.
In this meme, he’s wearing a “baguette” shirt—a reference to the fact that French people eat baguettes all the time (because they are fancy). The joke is that it’s not just any old person wearing this shirt; it’s someone who actually thinks they’re French!
no one gives a fuck about your opinion you’re just another bogan on the internet
You’re not special. You’re not a good person. You’re not funny, and you are stupid. The only reason that you’re even posting things online is because you are trying to prove something to yourself or the world around you, which is sad because no one gives a fuck about what their opinion is on anything ever!
please don’t be like this
The first thing you need to understand is that you’re not a good person. You may have led a decent life, but deep down inside, we all know that the cruelest part of your soul has been curled up in a ball until now. The opportunity for redemption has arrived: show us how far you’re willing to go for some old baguettes!
So, my dear biker dude, if you’re reading this, I hope that you found it amusing and maybe even thought-provoking. It’s important not just to use your words but also to consider how they are perceived by others. And remember: even though you may be quick-witted and have an opinion on everything in the world, there will always be someone who disagrees with what comes out of your beautiful mouth. So next time someone disagrees with what you say or does something that makes them seem like a dickhead (even if they’re not), try not reacting immediately by being a dickhead back at them! Instead try giving them some space so that they can make their own decisions about life instead of being told what’s best for them all the time