Seductions Romance Passion Pleasure
I’m going to go ahead and assume that you’re here because you want to learn more about sex. It’s ok! I mean, it isn’t really ok, but it’s understandable. You’re not alone in your curiosity; millions of people around the world have questions about sex (and other things). Fortunately for all of us perverts out there, there are plenty of resources available on the Internet that can help answer those questions!
I’m kidding.
- I’m kidding.
- I know.
- But you’re still here, so I guess there’s some hope.
- It is a little dirty, isn’t it?
I know.
I know.
I know what you’re thinking, I know that you’re feeling a little lonely right now. I’m here to help you find someone who will make your heart skip a beat and keep it beating at the same time. Your search is over because we have thousands of sexy singles waiting for someone just like you to sweep them off their feet and into another dimension of pleasure and passion!
But you’re still here, so I guess there’s some hope.
If you’re still here, then I guess there’s some hope.
You are learning about sex in a fun way.
This is the kind of stuff you don’t get in school unless you go to France and learn how to be a prostitute.
It is a little dirty.
Seductions Romance Passion Pleasure is a book about animal sex, and it is in French. It’s just that simple. If you’re expecting something highbrow or tasteful, then this book will disappoint you. However, if you are looking for an erotic novel with a little bit of everything—including some good ol’ fashioned bestiality—then you’ve come to the right place!
Really?
Seductions Romance Passion Pleasure by S.A.S is a book that explores the art of seduction from different perspectives, with each offering its own unique view on how one can attain pleasure, both sexually and otherwise. It also covers some of the most common misconceptions or misapprehensions that people often have about sex and relationships, as well as their origins and causes in order to help readers better understand themselves and others around them better so they can live happier lives full of love and passion instead of suffering alone in misery because they don’t know any better ways to achieve these things beyond what society expects out of them at any given time while also learning how other cultures think differently but may not always be right either (or worse yet).
Yeah, it’s a sad, sorry tale of the most common sexual practices of gerbils, hamsters and guinea pigs.
Yeah, it’s a sad, sorry tale of the most common sexual practices of gerbils, hamsters and guinea pigs.
Gerbils are known to be rather promiscuous. They don’t discriminate by gender or age—it’s all about opportunity. The dominant male will mate with any female he can corner and is not shy about doing so in public places such as on top of your television set or under your sofa cushions. If you’ve ever found yourself thinking that your gerbil has been acting strangely lately (leaning against furniture instead of sitting upright), this might help explain why: he was probably just trying to get some!
Hamsters aren’t as sexually aggressive as their larger cousins but they certainly have no shortage of partners either: both sexes are active throughout their lives and can continue having sex up until the day they die! If you’re thinking about getting a hamster for your kid please reconsider; there’s nothing worse than coming home from work only to find out that someone else was keeping busy while you were gone.
Finally let’s talk about guinea pigs who—get ready for this one—are actually parthenogenetic females! That means every single one is capable of impregnating herself without any help from anyone else.”
No. It’s written in French, which makes it much classier and thus makes reading it that much more educational.
The book is written in French, which makes it much classier and thus makes reading it that much more educational. You’ll learn the language of love and how to use your tongue to make a woman orgasm.
It’s also an art form: no one wants a cheap hookup with someone who doesn’t know how to wine and dine them first, or who can’t talk about their passions or dreams at the end of the night.
If you think French is too hard for you, don’t worry: there are translations available online if you want to get ahead of yourself!
Yes, exactly! See? We’re learning already!
Learning is fun! Books are fun. Learning can be educational, and books can be educational (and fun). You see? We’re learning already!
Yes! You’re catching on! In fact, what makes this book extra-educational is that each chapter also contains a sound file to help you with your pronunciation.
In fact, what makes this book extra-educational is that each chapter also contains a sound file to help you with your pronunciation. You can listen to author’s voice or even hear the story read out loud by an actress. It will be easier for you to speak French in no time.
So without further ado…
Just think how impressed your friends will be when you casually throw out phrases like ‘The gerbil licked my left testicle’ or ‘I tied a string around the hamster’s tail for hours and hours.’ Their jaws will drop! They won’t know what to say! They’ll shake their heads in amazement at your erudition. You’ll be the envy of everyone at your next cocktail party!
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
If you’re not already impressed by your own cleverness, just wait till I tell you how many times I’ve heard people say things like “Pardon?” when they don’t know what something means. They’re probably only pretending they don’t know it; they think they can impress me with their stupidity! Well not anymore—I’ll have my revenge soon enough!
My secret weapon? This book: Seductions Romance Passion Pleasure: The Complete Collection (Abridged). It’s an abridged version of an abridged version—that makes it doubly abridged! The most useful part about this book is its ability to teach people new words without them even realizing it!
Books are fun and educational too
Books are fun and educational too. Reading can help you to learn new things, understand things better, and expand your vocabulary. It can also make you think about things in a different way that might not have occurred to you before. It’s like learning a new language—you start to pick up on subtle differences between words or phrases from one culture versus another that in turn changes the way you see the world around you.
So there you have it. The next time you’re feeling lonely and want to learn something new, just pick up this book and start reading! I guarantee that it will bring you untold hours of entertainment as well as a greater understanding of the world around us.